Over the past few years I have found myself becoming increasingly dissatisfied and bored with the Oscar red carpet fashions. I think this is partly due to my taste becoming more individual and to the fact that the fashions have stayed largely the same for the past ten years. When I say 'the same' I mean, "Dear god! Not another tight fitting/bodysuit-esque sequined dress that fans out into a predictable V shape!"
Arrrrrrghhhh!
It seems to me that when choosing an Oscar dress one is required to channel the wisdom of someone like Goldilocks. One cannot go too boring...
Exhibit A
but nor can one go too 'ugly'
Exhibit B
(I do like her music, but not this dress!)
It has to be just right! Don't I just sound so NW/Who trashy magazine editor with my scathing analysis haha!
As you may have realised, boring fashion brings out the mega-bitch in me....
This granted, if I ever had the misfortune to be invited to the Oscars, I would like to wear something like this just to show them how much I hate their uncharacteristic glamour...
(image: Coco Avant Chanel)
I think my desire for simplicity and quirky details at the Oscars relates a lot to the story of Coco Chanel.
I'd love to see the reaction on everyone's faces as I swaggered down the red carpet in my tweed trousers!
Do you have an Oscar fantasy?
p.s I'm happy Colin Firth and The Kings Speech won. This man and this film are just the best!
x L